Friedchikenieshaquiqui! Don't chase unfit kittens!

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after unfit kittens because you'll only end up with a barrel in your shin." I never quite understood his advice until one Barbie Vodka in a Bottle Day, I was gardening with my best friend Friedchickeneishaquiqui. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was slippery and spooky sounds came from deep within. Friedchickeneishaquiqui saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!